After a rough night of blogging about immigration, I decided to peruse the statistics for some of the websites that I run. One of the sites that I’m currently developing is called Hire Johnny! I’m hoping to develop this site as a portfolio to showcase my previous work and to act as a stepping stone for obtaining future part-time and freelance employment. Well, when I looked through the report for this site, my jaw dropped and my eyes bulged out. Here is a portion of the screenshot from the log:
Do you see it? The fifth entry down? One of the browsers for my site was Majestic-12.
My mind raced. I thought, “Am I getting too close?” Have I slipped up and been noticed by those who are covering up the secrets behind UFOs? Have I somehow drawn the interest of a secret cabal whose sinister reach may have their hands in everything from the creation of Daylight Saving Time to the Kennedy assassination? Are they trying to influence people to not hire me and to destroy my livelihood? Do they intend to hide just outside my field of vision and drive me mad? Or do they intend for me to commit suicide in a park somewhere by accidently shooting myself in the back five times?
But then rationality returned to me. If I was being watched by a super secret organization whose existence couldn’t be definitively proven, why would it show up in my website statistics? Would they make a mistake like that? Or were they merely toying with me? I decided to google the term “Majestic 12″ and see if there could be some other explanation. I crossed my fingers, clinched my teeth and hit “Search”. Dear God, I prayed, please let it not be “THE” Majestic-12.
The second search result that came up was for a United Kingdom-based distributed search engine project called Majestic-12. The steady stream of perspiration slowed. I laughed, kicked back in my chair with my hands behind my head and smiled the biggest grin that I’ve had in a long while. Then, panic gripped me as I remembered hearing about the long history of British banks and other European interests attempting to control the US economy and bend it to their evil will.
Man, I really need to lay off the Coast-to-Coast AM for awhile. Especially after a rough night of blogging.
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