For anyone who’s been paying attention to this blog or anyone who remembers my January 14th, 2008 post titled “Welcome to Version 2.0!” I’ve been importing the classic posts from a blogging project I worked on over a five month period of 2006. I say these are “classic” not because they are old, but “classic” because they are actually pretty good. They are insightful, in your face, and (dare I say) edgy. So the big question is: where did my balls go?
Two years ago, I would have come home from a class where we discussed strategic management concepts associated with the cereal industry in 1994 (as I did tonight) and wrote an off-the-hook essay about the one thought that went through my head during the entire discussion — graham crackers were invented to curb masturbation. I shit you not! All those Adventists and turn-of-the-century Christian vegetarians were obsessed with stopping sex through corn flakes! That’s what’s up with Kellogg’s. Mmm… That reminds me of how I’ve been jonesing for some Special K lately. Special K — it’s not only nutritious — it’s delicious!
That rant felt exceptionally good. I think I’ll do that more often. I don’t know if my age has finally caught up with me, or a couple of years of business school may have blinded me to the importance of raising hell and fighting the powers that be. Whatever it’s been, I promise to return to my roots and deliver the most hardcore, bleeding-edge commentary the Internets have seen in a long time.
But you’ll need to wait just a few days longer for all of my classic posts to show up here. Look for them to all be posted after this weekend, with the first of these classic posts dated on April 1st, 2006.
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