Once there was a woman who went to her plastic surgeon once a month begging for a new facelift. Now as you can imagine, this got on the plastic surgeon’s nerves that she kept coming in so often and distracting him from his other patients. So one day, he tells her about a revolutionary procedure where a knob is put on top of her head that she can use to give herself a facelift without coming to see him. She was just ecstatic that she could give herself a facelift whenever she felt she needed one. After months and months of not hearing from her, this woman shows up to see her plastic surgeon.
“So how are you liking your knob,” asked the plastic surgeon.
The woman replied, “It’s great except for these two bumps that have shown up — one under each eye.”
The plastic surgeon was alarmed and exclaimed, “If you don’t quit turning that knob so much, soon you’ll have a beard too!”
The moral to this story — Hillary Clinton has the knob.
Now, I don’t mean to criticize women having a little (or a lot of) work done. Hell, I’ve been seriously considering getting some botox and some eye work. Hillary gets run down from all the campaigning, she twists the knob and looks a lot better. But the real kicker to this story is whether Chelsea Clinton will need to go to the same plastic surgeon and say, “I’ll have what my mom had” so that she will look like her mom as she gets older.
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