Larry King’s reporting that Barack Obama’s picking longtime congress critter Joe Biden as his Vice-Presidential candidate. What you thought that he would pick someone fresh and new? Maybe someone Hispanic, another black, or even a particular woman?

While I like Joe Biden in that he blurts out whatever he’s thinking, I unfortunately now know what he’s usually thinking. Chief among those things is that he’s entrenched in the Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, and Bilderbergeresque establishment that really runs the country. Obama couldn’t pick a different kind of candidate as his running mate, since Obama’s not really a different kind of candidate as evidenced by his willingness to give George Bush and his telecomm contributors a pass on domestic spying. But most importantly, if he picked someone really out there, like Dennis Kucinich, he would be showing his Illuminati masters that he wasn’t even trying to keep up the facade, leading to some form of a John McCain win. See, politics-as-street-theater is essential to controlling the populace.

We’ll probably be looking at President Biden within a year or two into the Obama administration. Having a black guy running the show might be seen as a novelty to the frat dicks that really run the show, but I’m sure that will pass. Maybe that’ll be enough time for everyone to forget the John Edwards scandal, leading to a possible 2012 Biden-Edwards ticket. If we’re still able to go through the motions of voting, it’ll be just another Democratic ticket that I won’t support.